Ares jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.