Ares jokes
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why are you gay?
Because you are.