Ares jokes
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.