Ares jokes
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?