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Orphan

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Nutshell

MisterDussel · 4 years ago

Basically Apple in a Nutshell

Mom

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Last light be like:

The image is a cartoon with three different objects labeled with the words "me" and "your mom" to indicate spatial relation. A carrot labeled "me" is sitting on a chair labeled "your mom". An apple labeled "me" is sitting in a box labeled "your mom". A pumpkin labeled "me" is sitting under a bench labeled "your mom". The words "on", "in" and "under" are written under the objects.

Music

DARK RAPBOAT · 2 years ago

The image has two parts. On the left is a portrait of Famous Dex in a pink shirt. On the right, a screenshot of a search history labeled "trending". The searches include 'famous dex', 'marcus rogers', 'emotional oranges' and 'barawo'. Below the search results, the text reads: "Don't count me out yet."

Cat

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Mreow meow meow meow :3

A screenshot of a tweet by sloane quoting another tweet by Punch Cat. The original tweet displays two side-by-side images of a grey tabby cat sitting at a desk next to a laptop. In the left image, titled "apple", the cat is resting its chin on a large red apple. In the right image, titled "nothing", the cat is in the same pose but there is no apple. sloane's commentary reads: "notice he is content both with and without apple. a lot to learn here".

Bite

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.

Mario

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A four-panel meme contrasting different platform users. The top left panel shows three different whole pickle emojis from Google, Samsung, and Microsoft. The text reads 'Google, Samsung, and Microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a penis'. The top right panel shows a happy, smiling Mario character. The bottom left panel shows the Apple pickle emoji, which is sliced into pieces. The bottom right panel shows a dark, distorted version of Mario with white highlights, often used to depict a cursed or unsettling reaction. The contrast highlights the difference in emoji design and the innuendo associated with it.

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

iPhone

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the r/iPhone17Pro subreddit. The post title is "Finally upgraded!". The image shows two weathered metal cans connected by a short wire, sitting next to a modern silver iPhone with a triple-lens camera system.

Fruit

A Dumb Child · 2 years ago

Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...

The image shows two halves of what appears to be an orange, but the caption on top says "THE APPLE". The two halves are aligned, and the cut surfaces show the typical inner structure of an orange. The orange parts are a light orange color. The image is displayed against a neutral background.

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

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Darkness

Whats the difference about a apple and a ophan?

the apple gets picked.

𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒✨

I love applesauce <3

𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒✨

For some goddamn reason the zero sugar apple sauce tastes better then the normal-

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