Appearance jokes
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.