Appearance jokes
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.