Appearance jokes

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Make like your hairline and scram!

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.