Appearance jokes

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.