Appearance jokes

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

He pimples?

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!