Appearance jokes

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Make like your hairline and scram!

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

He pimples?

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.