Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
My wiener's small.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Hot man is sexy.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
