Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Memes
Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"