Appearance jokes

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

The more they smile, the less they see.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?