Appearance jokes

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

You're more uglier.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.