Appearance jokes
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
You're more uglier.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.