Appearance jokes

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

You're so fat, that you're fat.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.