Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Appearance Jokes
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Tuxedos suit you.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Your head looks like a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
