Appearance jokes

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

You're more uglier.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Josh is chubby.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.