Appearance jokes

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

You're more uglier.