Appearance jokes
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
POV: me when i wake up
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.