Appearance jokes
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Josh is chubby.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?