Appearance jokes
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Tuxedos suit you.
Your head looks like a joke.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.