Appearance jokes
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
aight I gochu heres da recolered image
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your head looks like a joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Tuxedos suit you.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!