Appearance jokes

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Josh is chubby.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

Tuxedos suit you.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

"Orla Doyle is fit."