Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.