Appearance jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

"Orla Doyle is fit."

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Your head looks like a joke.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.