Appearance jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Hot man is sexy.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Borthwick's hairline.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.