Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Appearance Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
My sis a fat cow.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
