Appearance jokes

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.