Appearance jokes

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.