Appearance jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?