Appearance jokes
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.