Appearance jokes

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!