Appearance jokes

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Are you sure your father isn't a thief?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

Kasper has a tiny penis.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."