Appearance jokes
You're so fat, that you're fat.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.