Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
He pimples?
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
