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Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

Four cartoonish creatures from the game Hollow Knight, each with a distinct shape and color. The text above them reads, "the four absolute units of the apocalypse."

Zombie apocalypse team

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with the text "MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM" at the top. It displays eight different characters from the video game Hollow Knight, each labeled with a role: Team Leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and Guy who dies first.

Nose

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

ITS THE APOCALYPSE

A collage of a man with an astonished expression next to the character "Woody" from Toy Story who has a stone head, in the Buzz Lightyear costume. The text says "And that's why noses run and feet smell."

Zombie Apocalypse

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago

Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A photo of a duck standing on the edge of a road. Text above the duck reads: "BECAUSE SOME DUCKS GONNA" and below it reads: "WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN".

End of world

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

M E M E

The image shows Shrek with a knowing smile in a muddy area. The text overlay reads, "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

End of world

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Emotional damage

A picture of Shrek with a funny face looking like he has just realized something. The text on the picture reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Zombie

Willy b · 1 year ago

A rectangular billboard sign against a background of mountains and a utility pole. The sign displays the text: 'THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A ZOMBIE IS LOOKING FOR BRAINS AND WALKS RIGHT BY YOU.'

Laptop

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cosmic image shows a large, dark dragon wrapped around the Earth, emanating destructive fiery energy. At the center of the fiery vortex, a smaller Earth-like sphere is visible. The text above the image reads: "YO MORDECAI, CHECK THIS COOL LAPTOP I FOUND IN THE TRASH TODAY" and "4 MINUTES LATER :".

Spinosaurus

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A hyper-detailed, AI-generated image depicting a Spinosaurus wearing a basketball jersey with the number 23. The dinosaur is in mid-air, performing a powerful slam dunk with a flaming basketball into a flaming hoop. Below him, the Grim Reaper in a tattered black cloak holding a scythe looks up. The background is a chaotic scene of a massive asteroid impacting Earth, with fire, debris, and lightning everywhere. Text in the center says: "Spinosaurus dunking over the grim reaper while the asteroid wipes out his species".

Zombie apocalypse team

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Angel

Frog · 3 years ago

Haha

The image is split into two panels. On the left, the text says "God", and below that is a picture of a man with a tense expression. On the right, the text says "Dinos", and below that is a picture of a cat looking sad and distressed. Above these two panels, the text says "angel: Hey God, catch! *throws meteor* God: *drops the meteor*"

Weather

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a phone's weather forecast. The background is a gradient of red. At the top, white text reads, "gonna need a coat on tuesday 😭🙏". Below this, a list of days and their corresponding temperatures is displayed. The days listed are "Today" (27°), "Monday" (18°-28°), followed by "Doomsday" (21°-1000°). The subsequent days are "Wed" (15°-24°), "Thu" (13°-22°), "Fri" (10°-22°), "Sat" (12°-22°), and "Sun" (11°-20°). The temperature for Doomsday, 1000°, is highlighted in red.

Zombie Apocalypse

Swf · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Woman

Anonymous · 15 days ago

A two-panel meme comparing expectations and reality. The top panel features Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games aiming a bow and arrow with the caption "What women think they'll do when society collapses:". The bottom panel shows a woman in a short skirt and fishnets leaning into a car window with the caption "What they'll actually do:".

Man

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

you mean me?

A man with blood on his face and head is pointing to himself while looking at the camera. In the background there are two other people. The man is wearing a black jacket with a patch on it. The scene is on a street.

End of world

King bob · 3 years ago

This was made in china

A still from Shrek with text overlayed that reads "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Zombie Apocalypse

I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

End of world

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

bruh

The image shows a green ogre, Shrek, smiling and looking directly at the camera. He is partially submerged in a brown, muddy substance. The text on top reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

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