A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Fact: If you jump off a 12 story building, you will not like the result.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk
How can you tell an anti vaccine kid
It's only got 10 hours to live
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do you call a dead human....
A DEAD HUMAN HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing
