Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk
How can you tell an anti vaccine kid
It's only got 10 hours to live
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do you call a dead human....
A DEAD HUMAN HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
