Anti jokes
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.