Anti

Anti jokes

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

Why did your friend eat the burger?

Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!

Not really. He was just hungry.