What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.