What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**