ANS jokes
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.