ANS jokes
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?