ANS jokes

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.