ANS jokes
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Memes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.