ANS jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!