ANS jokes
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.