ANS jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!