ANS jokes

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

Why did Rhydon get an orphan...

Rhydon deez nuts!

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it comes back.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

What is a fish without an eye?

A fsh, LOL!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".

So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"

I know, it's an awful joke.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?

Helliphino!

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?

Nothing, he was dead.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?