ANS jokes
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.