ANS jokes
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
You're an orphan.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!