ANS jokes

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?

An Investigator.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.

What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?

They both can't be found.