ANS jokes
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
You're an orphan.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.