ANS jokes
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Memes
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.