ANS jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
You're an alcoholic!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What’s an emo called Anna?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.