ANS jokes
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.