ANS jokes
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
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What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.