ANS jokes
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.