ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.