ANS jokes
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."