ANS jokes
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.