ANS jokes
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!