ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Memes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*