ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.