ANS jokes

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

Why is my anus burning?

'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.