ANS jokes
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
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What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........