ANS jokes
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Memes
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.