ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
I'm gay and an orphan.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.