ANS jokes

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.