ANS jokes
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.