ANS jokes

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces!! HAHAHA

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?

Because they fear him.

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"

Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"

What do you call an orphan running home?

He couldn't find home.