ANS jokes
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.