ANS jokes
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?