ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Memes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"