ANS jokes
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.