ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!