ANS jokes

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

What is hard to find but easy to make?

An orphan.

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

What are two things that an orphan can’t have?

Two parents.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.