ANS jokes
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.