ANS jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!