ANS jokes
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."