ANS jokes
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"