ANS jokes

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What do you call an orphan with a boner?

Porn.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

How do you make an emo jump?

A cliff.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.