ANS jokes
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Memes
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"