ANS jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
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What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."