ANS jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.