ANS jokes
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.