ANS jokes
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.