ANS jokes
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I am an orphan...
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?