ANS jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
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What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.