ANS jokes
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.