ANS jokes
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.