ANS jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.