ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"