ANS jokes
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.