ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Memes
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.