ANS jokes
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.