ANS jokes
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Memes
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.