ANS jokes
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.