ANS jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.