ANS jokes

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

My uncle is an alchemist.

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

What's an orphan's favorite store?

Ashley Home Store.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.