ANS jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Memes
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.