ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When an African has a twin, your me??