ANS jokes

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.