ANS jokes
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."