ANS jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.