ANS jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.