ANS jokes
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!