ANS jokes

Sultan Khan was a courtier in Akbar's court. He wanted to make his son the royal treasurer, but his cunning plans always failed.

Sultan Khan thought that Birbal was the cause of his son's misfortune, so he looked for an opportunity to get rid of Birbal. One day, Birbal was late to the emperor's court. Seeing this, Sultan Khan said, "Your Majesty, don't you think that Birbal is taking advantage of his position because he has been late these days?"

"This must be another plan to trap Birbal," said Akbar. So he decided to wait and see what Birbal would do. Akbar sat next to Suman Khan and said, "Yes, he must be punished."

Suman Khan was amazed to see his plan work this time. "From now, you should not agree to anything he says today," Akbar replied, "Agreed."

Soon, Birbal came to court. "Please spare me for being late. My wife was unwell." Akbar immediately said, "No."

Birbal was surprised. He tried again by saying, "But that's the truth. Please believe me." Again, Akbar replied, "No."

"There must be something going on," thought Birbal to himself. Then he asked, "Can we discuss important matters today?" Akbar immediately replied, "No, we will not."

"Then may I go home?" asked Birbal. Akbar said, "No, you will stay here this evening," said Akbar, enjoying himself. Birbal understood what was happening.

"Oh, so this is my game. The emperor is saying no to all my questions." He looked around and saw Suman Khan smiling, seeing him in trouble. "This must be his idea. Let me teach him a lesson."

The clever Birbal thought to Akbar, "Very well," he said. "But I have a last request. Will you please listen to me?" Akbar saw what Birbal had done.

He was very pleased and called loudly, "No, I will not listen to you." That is all Birbal said before returning to his seat. Suman Khan was stunned and angry, and Birbal had outwitted him, so he could not make his son the treasurer.

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

What do you call an orphan's home?

No home.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

A happy family.

What is something an orphan's phone does not have?

Home buttons.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.