ANS jokes

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

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    • Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?

    They don't have a dad to check the closet.