ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.