ANS jokes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.