ANS jokes
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.