ANS jokes
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.