ANS jokes
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
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What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.