ANS jokes
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.