ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.