ANS jokes
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.