ANS jokes
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.