ANS jokes
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.