ANS jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.