ANS jokes

Furry

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If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Orphanage

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I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Cop

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A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Doctor

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.