ANS jokes

Teacher

    • A teacher asks her class, β€œWhat do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says β€œI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. β€œAnd you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says β€œI wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

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    • Satellite

    • Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

    Bully: (Speechless)

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    • Kid

    • If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

    The brakes, you sick bastard.

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    • Circumcision

    • Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

    Girl

    • How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

    Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

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