ANS jokes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.