ANS jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.