ANS jokes
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.