Animal jokes
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Yee.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
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Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.